A handy questionnaire for those who can’t decide who to vote for in the presidential election. Note, there are only two options for each response — Trump or Harris. Don’t overthink it. All questions, whether stated or not, are intended to ask which candidate is “most likely” to do the thing described in the question.
- Which candidate is most likely to have looked for loose change in their couch cushions at some point in their life because they were broke and needed the money?
A) Trump
B) Harris
2. Which candidate is most likely to give out full-size candy bars at Halloween?
A) Trump
B) Harris
3. Which candidate has most likely changed a diaper at some point in their life?
A) Trump
B) Harris
4. Which candidate would most likely ask to borrow money, promise to pay it back, and then never pay you back?
A) Trump
B) Harris
5. Which candidate would be most likely to kick a puppy?
A) Trump
B) Harris
6. Which candidate would you most trust to babysit your young children?
A) Trump
B) Harris
7. Which candidate is most likely to tailgate when driving?
A) Trump
B) Harris
8. Which candidate is most likely to volunteer at a homeless shelter?
A) Trump
B) Harris
9) Which candidate has most likely changed the oil in their car at some point in their life?
A) Trump
B) Harris
10. Which candidate is most likely a bad tipper?
A) Trump
B) Harris
11. Which candidate is most likely to know the capital of South Dakota?
A) Trump
B) Harris
12. You’re choking on a piece of food, which candidate is most likely to rush over and perform the Heimlich maneuver?
A) Trump
B) Harris
13. You’re moving, which candidate is most likely to come over and help you move your stuff?
A) Trump
B) Harris
14. Which candidate is most likely to apologize if they said something that hurt their spouse?
A) Trump
B) Harris
15. Which candidate is most likely to get kicked out of a youth sporting event for yelling at the referee?
A) Trump
B) Harris
16. Which candidate is most likely to cheat on a test?
A) Trump
B) Harris
17. Which candidate laughs more often?
A) Trump
B) Harris
18. Which candidate takes notes during meetings?
A) Trump
B) Harris
19. Assuming you and the candidates are all hungry and there’s only food for one of you, which of the candidates eats the food and lets you go hungry?
A) Trump
B) Harris
20. Which of the candidates is most likely to play with themselves in a movie theater?
A) Trump
B) Harris
21. Which of the candidates is most likely to use a nuclear weapon?
A) Trump
B) Harris
22. Which candidate most likely has a plan to help an elderly married couple who are at risk of losing their home? The husband is a military veteran and suffers from chronic medical conditions, including diabetes and neuropathy. The wife is having issues with her memory which resulted in her forgetting to make the mortgage payment on multiple occasions.
A) Trump
B) Harris
