The Court’s affirmative action decision will have an impact on the college admissions process. Colleges love taglines and the Court is facing a credibility crisis. Time to rebrand!
“Rules (of law) are made to be broken”
“We’re partial to partiality”
“State your case…to the hand”
“Now accepting Venmo”
“Making shit up since 1789”
“We rule”
“We do what we want, because we can”
“We know (some) Latin!”
“Be sure to check out our new line of Supreme Court bath robes”
“Banging gavels and screwing people over”
“Stare decisis = not very nice(is). Sad face.”
“We were drunk AF when we made some of these decisions”
“Shadow docket, sounds like a cool name for a Supreme Court based superhero, doesn’t it?”
“Judge-Mental”
“There are six of us in the majority, but the only digit that matters is the middle one!”
“Dissent is for losers”
“We’re judging you”
“Breaking precedent like a Taekwondo master breaks boards”
“Precedent is an unexpired carton of milk that we toss out anyway”
“Justice is blind, but we see what we want”
