Side Effect or Trump

Our Commander in Beef is back at it this morning with a series of rage tweets aimed at the fake news media, Joe Biden, reality. The human petri dish is apparently all better following his recent bout with coronavirus. The wheezing bagpipe returned to the White House where he staged a tortured unmasking ceremony for photographers. Trump is alive(?) because he got fantastic medical care and was pumped full of medication, both proven and experimental. These medications have some interesting side effects. See if you can figure out which is a side effect of the medication and which is just Trump being Trump.

Irritability

Nausea

Perv Hands

Dry Mouth

Increased appetite, specifically for charred meat and ketchup

Discoloration

Swollen ankles

Rage

Uncontrollable sniffing

Sensitivity to light

Allergy to mail-in voting

Paranoia

Confusion

Aggression

Inability to tell the truth

Erectile dysfunction

Ham-handed authoritarianism

Anal discharge

Flatulence

Soulessness

Hair loss

Saying the quiet part out loud

Racist dog whistles

Wall fetish

Moral failure

Fatigue

Sleepy eye

Uncontrollable outbursts

Poorly tailored suits

Indifference to others

Trouble sleeping

Acne

Ass blisters

Sharting

Mood swings

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