Our Commander in Beef is back at it this morning with a series of rage tweets aimed at the fake news media, Joe Biden, reality. The human petri dish is apparently all better following his recent bout with coronavirus. The wheezing bagpipe returned to the White House where he staged a tortured unmasking ceremony for photographers. Trump is alive(?) because he got fantastic medical care and was pumped full of medication, both proven and experimental. These medications have some interesting side effects. See if you can figure out which is a side effect of the medication and which is just Trump being Trump.
Irritability
Nausea
Perv Hands
Dry Mouth
Increased appetite, specifically for charred meat and ketchup
Discoloration
Swollen ankles
Rage
Uncontrollable sniffing
Sensitivity to light
Allergy to mail-in voting
Paranoia
Confusion
Aggression
Inability to tell the truth
Erectile dysfunction
Ham-handed authoritarianism
Anal discharge
Flatulence
Soulessness
Hair loss
Saying the quiet part out loud
Racist dog whistles
Wall fetish
Moral failure
Fatigue
Sleepy eye
Uncontrollable outbursts
Poorly tailored suits
Indifference to others
Trouble sleeping
Acne
Ass blisters
Sharting
Mood swings
