Say Gay

It’s my birthday,

I don’t need a card,

Or tickets to a play,

No money please,

Or art for the yard.

I have one wish,

And it is this…

Say gay,

During the month of May.

Say gay,

To counter all the hate.

Say gay,

Coming from the Sunshine State.

Say gay,

While drinking a cabernet,

At a chalet,

With your fiancé.

Say gay,

While watching Bobby Flay.

Say gay,

While you belay.

Say gay,

While driving a Chevrolet.

Say gay,

Don’t obey.

Say gay,

It’s really not risque.

Say gay,

To Ron DeSantis.

Dumbo

Say gay,

He can kiss all the asses.

Say gay,

While eating a Benet,

While watching the film “JFK,”

While taking a survey,

While wearing a toupee,

While getting an x-ray.

Say gay,

In your house,

Or the home of Mickey Mouse.

Say gay,

Everyday,

It’s okay,

To say gay.