Alas,
I was,
such an,
Ass.
I should have worn a,
Mask.
And now I’m rather sick,
Oh, why was I,
such a,
Dick?
It wasn’t a conspiracy,
By the Deep State or Fauci.
A little fabric and some straps,
Was not a liberal trap,
I should have shut my,
Trap.
And put one
On.
I was,
Wro…umm,
It wasn’t me,
I was duped by,
Hannity.
200,000,
Dead,
Fills me with,
Dread.
I’m really rather sad!
It needn’t be so bad!
If we all just wore a,
Mask.
It wasn’t too much to,
Ask.
You should have worn a,
Mask.
And now I’m rather,
Sick.
Why were you such a,
Dick?
It was a conspiracy,
You were out to get me,
To deny my November victory!
Biden and Antifa,
To them I say,
Hah!
I see you in your,
Masks.
A little fabric and some straps,
Alas,
It was a trap.
So with my final gasp,
I tell you this,
I’ll never wear a,
Mask!
