18 Bro Hurricane Pick Up Lines

1 min readOct 7, 2020


Hey, I’ve had my eye on you all night.

This place blows, wanna get out of here?

Sup, I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a Category 5.

I’ll get you so wet.

I feel a storm surge in my pants.

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Wendy, would it?

There’s a storm in my heart and it’s called you.

Weird, I just checked the Doppler and it said I’ll be at your house in about 30 minutes.

You wanna see 12 inches?

Blow me.

Girl, the clouds have parted and I can see the future — it’s you and it’s me.

My eyewall is so thick.

Baby, I want to make landfall on you.

I’m the warm, moist air and you’re the water if you know what I’m saying.

I see you’re drinking a hurricane. How about you put your lips around me instead.

Oh damn, I think we’re in the same spin class. Get it, spin class?

I don’t want to pressure you. I’m not a high-pressure kind of guy, in fact, you could even say I’m low pressure.

The forecast calls for a 100% chance of me and you getting it on.